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Faked news story deliberately sparks global orgy of misogynistic woman-bashing

Wherever it is reasonably foreseeable that a course of action will bring about a certain result, proving actual intent to bring about that result is not required: intent can be presumed.

And presumption of intent to bring about a global orgy of misogynistic woman-bashing can and must be applied to the recent incident involving the global mainstream press, which falsely reported that a female dentist in Poland had removed all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth in revenge for his having dumped her for another woman.

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